Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Trump University is open for business

That's right, all you fans of The Apprentice can now learn how to drive companies into bankruptcy just like the master!

The online-only "university" offers a "100% satisfaction guarantee" - at least, for the first week of a course! After that, you are welcome to be as dissatisfied as you like, but it won't matter.
The time needed to devote to each course will vary depending on how much time a student has and his/her willingness to fully engage with every aspect of the course.

You can't earn credits or get a degree from Trump University, but maybe it will help students learn the arts of shameless self-promotion and enrichment at shareholders' expense.

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